Faction Management
Lead three incompatible factions sharing one enemy, no destination, and several designs for the presidential residence.
Loyalty is temporary. Titles are forever.In development · Coming to PC
Make Alberta Leave Again
Manage factions.
Survive convoys.
Blame Ottawa.
A separatist survival satire about referendums, factional betrayal, preventable logistical failures, and the tragic underfunding of portable toilets.
“They were ready to found a country. They were not ready for potato salad.”
Coming to PC
Steam page pending
Sanitation unresolved
Official campaign literature, revised after counsel
Found a country. Hold the coalition together. Try not to die of dysentery.
You are the newly elected chair of the Wildrose Prosperity Union, a fictional Alberta separatist coalition held together by grievance, lawn signs, and a shared inability to read legal documents.
Manage rival factions, stage rallies, launch convoys, court foreign attention, draft increasingly unfortunate constitutions, and keep the movement alive long enough to determine what it actually wants.
Nothing simply works. This is Canadian politics, not fantasy.
Build the movement. Manage the disaster.
Every decision solves one problem and creates a committee.
Convoy Survival
Plan routes, fuel vehicles, recruit volunteers, and secure enough toilets to avoid a provincial health advisory.
Revolution has a fuel economy rating.Referendum Chaos
Write the question, collect signatures, survive court challenges, and discover punctuation can become a constitutional crisis.
The form was in French.Random Events
Respond to scandals, illnesses, coups, merchandise failures, and foreign policy caused by a twelve-second video clip.
Trump said maybe.Meet the coalition
Three factions. One movement.
No shared understanding of the plan.
The Wildrose Prosperity Union contains every major vision for Alberta’s future, provided those visions are mutually exclusive and printed on laminated placards.
Wildrose Republic Coalition
Led by Smith McDaniels
Smith believes Alberta must become a sovereign republic, ideally with herself behind fourteen flags and a lectern marked President-Designate.
“Neither Ottawa nor Washington. Especially Ottawa.”
- Improves legitimacy
- Demands elaborate titles
- Declares institutions early
Alberta-American Prosperity Party
Commonly called “The Fifty-Oners”
They want Alberta admitted to the United States while retaining Canadian healthcare, pensions, drug prices, snow removal, and whatever else remains convenient.
“No More Ottawa. More Montana.”
- Increases donor funding
- Improves U.S. outreach
- Builds walls backwards
Make Alberta Great Again Party
Goal: whatever Trump most recently implied
MAGEh does not care whether Alberta becomes independent, American, or a ceremonial hotel ballroom, provided Trump may have noticed.
“Four More Years of Someone Else’s President.”
Trump proximity
Spiritually Adjacent
How the disaster works
Every week is a bad idea with a budget.
- 1
Briefing
Polls, faction demands, illness, scandal, and the latest statement nobody authorized.
- 2
Planning
Spend limited actions on rallies, legal preparation, media, sanitation, or convoy chaos.
- 3
Assignments
Choose personnel by politics, logistics, medicine, ego, and digestive resilience.
- 4
Resolution
Your plan succeeds, fails, or succeeds in a way that creates a worse problem.
- 5
Fallout
Update loyalty, legitimacy, treasury, readiness, and the people trying to replace you.
Revolutionary logistics
History may remember the speeches. You still need enough toilets.
Convoys
Manage vehicles, fuel, volunteers, food, spare tires, media, medical coverage, and sanitation while trying to reach Ottawa, Montana, Red Deer, or whichever ocean Smith recently claimed.
Sanitation
Ignore clean water, safe food, medical supplies, and waste disposal and your movement may achieve historic levels of gastrointestinal sovereignty.
Referendums
Draft the question, gather signatures, survive litigation, and prevent the campaign from being managed out of a Boston Pizza function room.
Schisms
Every faction wants freedom from Ottawa. Then freedom from each other. Then freedom from the chapter treasurer.
From the disaster log
These seemed reasonable at the time.
Campaigns generate stories. This campaign generates inquiries.
The Potato Salad Incident
An unrefrigerated side dish threatens the rally, the leadership, and Alberta’s immediate constitutional future.
The Boston Pizza Putsch
A leadership faction occupies Conference Room B and claims possession of the projector, the minutes, and therefore the movement.
Operation Find an Ocean
Smith orders the Alberta Navy to identify a viable coast. Geography responds negatively.
Trump Said Maybe
A vague reference to “great people up north” triggers three contradictory diplomatic announcements.
The Portable Toilet Embargo
A supplier dispute forces the coalition to choose between fiscal responsibility and basic human dignity.
The County That Left First
One county declares independence from Alberta before Alberta has finished declaring independence from Canada.
Choose Alberta’s future
There are several ways this can end. Few are tidy.
Independent Republic
Discover what federal services cost when they are no longer federal.
Fifty-First State
Join America while negotiating to keep every Canadian benefit anyone remembers.
Trump Protectorate
A constitutional arrangement based on vibes, proximity, and one encouraging sentence.
Ottawa Settlement
Negotiate concessions, declare victory, and explain why this was always the plan.
Total Fragmentation
Split into successor movements, each claiming to be the original movement.
Media and press
Press Kit
Logos, key art, screenshots, game information, developer details, and an explanation of why the Alberta Navy is currently landlocked.
Game logo & wordmark
Full cover artwork
Screenshots & trailer
Fact sheet & contact
Press kit coming soon
Developed and published by
Cheddar SunRae Games
Independent games with polished systems, questionable institutions, and entirely fictional constitutional emergencies.
SATIRE
APPROVED*
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A brief note from the constitutional lawyers
Make Alberta Leave Again is a fictional political satire. It does not endorse separatism, extremism, political violence, harassment, or any real political party, government, candidate, campaign, or movement.
Its characters parody political grifting, grievance entrepreneurship, bureaucratic absurdity, imported culture-war theatre, factional hypocrisy, and catastrophic event planning. No unrefrigerated potato salad is recommended.
*Approval applies only to the wording of this disclaimer and should not be interpreted as support for Constitution Draft #17.